Okay, so I know I told getting towards 500 Twitter followers that yesterday's half-chewed mouse was "a cliche", and that was probably thoughtless of me, but that doesn't mean there's any need to have to wake up to find this outside the door...*
*Note to fish lovers: this isn't someone's pet; it almost certainly came from the lake near my house.
That's one hell of a leap!
Well, wherever "it" came from, I'm sorry to see a deceased fish on your doorstep, buddy. But having said that, I do hope Janet and Co. enjoyed their fillet of trout (or whomever)
Nice gift! You could potentially eat that...xxx
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