CAT REPORT, 24.4.2015

CAT REPORT Cat 1: Messing up duvet. Cat 2: Asleep in a drawer. Cat 3: Meowing at a bin. Cat 4: Doing clerical work. OVERALL CAT RATING: 2/10

The Good, The Bad & The Furry - now finally published in America and Canada!

Order The Good, The Bad & The Furry from amazon US.

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Read a sample from the book.

My mum made some bookmarks of Ralph and The Bear

Read more about Ralph and The Bear in The Good, The Bad & The Furry(American version here).

"Please let me out, Tom. I cannot take your 1970s stoner rock music any more and I need to see the world."

Telltale Signs That Your Cat Might Be Overgrooming

1. Cat comes in with old spider webs and moss and twigs stuck to its fur, but in a way that seems a bit too studied and deliberate.
2. Cat cannot go outside without being dissed and called a meowtrosexual by rough feral cats. 
3. Bathroom sink often flecked with loose whiskers/tiny pairs of tweezers.
4. Cat begins to catch fewer mice, due to noticing its reflection in windows on way to catch mice and stopping to check itself out.