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Showing posts with label lolcats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lolcats. Show all posts
Saturday, 23 February 2013
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Sunday, 8 July 2012
Advice For Kitten Owners. 13: Your Kitten's First Shower
There are few things a kitten of 4-5 months likes better than a lengthy, revitalising shower. Most good pet shops sell showers specially made for kittens in many varying sizes. Don't fuss too much or be overbearing when first placing your kitten in its new shower. Allow it to find its favoured position at its own leisure and adjust the temperature of the shower to a level that suits its own individual needs.
More advice for kitten owners
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Tuesday, 21 December 2010
The 30 Best Internet Cats Of 2010
This is a great list of the top 30 Internet Cats of 2010 on Buzzfeed. For what it's worth, I think these are my two favourites....
Monday, 15 February 2010
Make Your Own Ceiling Cat

Anyone whose spent any real time on the I Can Has Cheezburger site will be aware of the phenomenon of Ceiling Cat, and those with more religiously inclined felines might be pleased to discover they can now make their own image of the deity to watch over their moggies, using this simple template . I can't help wondering, though, if there is a Basement Cat template as well, as that might be a more appropriate emblem for my less churchly moggy household.
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basement cat,
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Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Monday, 22 June 2009
The 2009 Most Witless-Looking Cats Competition: The 4 Winners (In No Particular Order)
Fats, from Lisa:

Tim, from Carol:



Fred, from Marah:

Villi, from Lindsey:



Okay, so I said I'd pick just three winners, but Lindsey, who submitted her Bagpuss-loving Villi, actually already won a copy of Under The Paw in the Tough-Looking Cats comp back in spring (with Furball), and has very generously said I should give her prize to someone else. I'm not going to say which of the other three cats is the "extra" cat on the list, as judging this year's comp has been harder than ever, and I think all of these four cats are of equal witlessness. There have been some others who came very close too. Most notable of these are perhaps the anonymous cat who had fallen asleep on his/her neighbour's fence post and Pellos, the indoor cat who had such a pleased-with-himself expression having escaped from the house for the first time and immediately caught his first bird. Animals kill other animals, but I wouldn't want to be seen as condoning avian slaughter, and also I think - as hilariously witless as Pellos looks - his bloodthirsty witlessness is not quite as purely, plainly witless as the other cats here. Okay, so Villi and Tim do have their own props, but they are more subtle ones. Fats, meanwhile, takes the classic "cat slob" pose to new, undignified heights, and Fred... well, I have no idea how Fred got into that position, but he clearly had to be a heroic kind of div to do so.
Each of the winners will receive a signed copy of the paperback of Under The Paw, and a Yeowww catnip Purrr-muda! Triangle (see below). If you happen to be one of them, and have not yet sent your address, please do so (underthepaw@tom-cox.com). Prizes will be sent out at the end of this week. Commiserations to all the losers - you'll just have to work extra-hard on being more braindead between now and next year's competition....


Tim, from Carol:

Fred, from Marah:

Villi, from Lindsey:



Okay, so I said I'd pick just three winners, but Lindsey, who submitted her Bagpuss-loving Villi, actually already won a copy of Under The Paw in the Tough-Looking Cats comp back in spring (with Furball), and has very generously said I should give her prize to someone else. I'm not going to say which of the other three cats is the "extra" cat on the list, as judging this year's comp has been harder than ever, and I think all of these four cats are of equal witlessness. There have been some others who came very close too. Most notable of these are perhaps the anonymous cat who had fallen asleep on his/her neighbour's fence post and Pellos, the indoor cat who had such a pleased-with-himself expression having escaped from the house for the first time and immediately caught his first bird. Animals kill other animals, but I wouldn't want to be seen as condoning avian slaughter, and also I think - as hilariously witless as Pellos looks - his bloodthirsty witlessness is not quite as purely, plainly witless as the other cats here. Okay, so Villi and Tim do have their own props, but they are more subtle ones. Fats, meanwhile, takes the classic "cat slob" pose to new, undignified heights, and Fred... well, I have no idea how Fred got into that position, but he clearly had to be a heroic kind of div to do so.
Each of the winners will receive a signed copy of the paperback of Under The Paw, and a Yeowww catnip Purrr-muda! Triangle (see below). If you happen to be one of them, and have not yet sent your address, please do so (underthepaw@tom-cox.com). Prizes will be sent out at the end of this week. Commiserations to all the losers - you'll just have to work extra-hard on being more braindead between now and next year's competition....


Tuesday, 16 June 2009
The Most WItless-Looking Cat Competition: The Final Shortlist (To Be Narrowed Down To Three Winners!)
Stella, from Jill:


Mr Pickles, from Jodi:

Fatima, from Daniel:

Fats, from Lisa:

Zooey, from Ann:

Tabby, from Rachel:

Pellos, from Jessica:

Kian, from Katie:

Strange Anonymous Narcoleptic Fence Cat, from Nadia:

Kitty, from Brainne:

Tim, from Carol:



Dexter, from Stephanie:

Fred, from Marah:

Villi, from Lindsey:



Doos, from Rachel:


Mr Pickles, from Jodi:

Fatima, from Daniel:

Fats, from Lisa:

Zooey, from Ann:

Tabby, from Rachel:

Pellos, from Jessica:

Kian, from Katie:

Strange Anonymous Narcoleptic Fence Cat, from Nadia:

Kitty, from Brainne:

Tim, from Carol:

Dexter, from Stephanie:

Fred, from Marah:

Villi, from Lindsey:



Doos, from Rachel:

Tuesday, 9 June 2009
"Feline Brains And Style, Ur Doing It Wrong" - The Frontrunners At The Halfway Stage In The Witless-Looking Cats Competition
Leo from Sidsel:

Loki from Jason:

Mo from Rhonda:

Mr Pickles from Jodi:


Obi-Wan from Marina:

Oli from Steph:

Pellos from Jessica:

Peppa from Nancy:

Percy from Larua:

Pixie from Santi:

Pumpkin from Candace:

Rubadoodle from Sarah:

Tabby from Rachel:

Thaddeus from Rachel:

The Pee Monster from Amanda:

Villi from Lindsey:


Zolan from Bev:


Kitty from Brainne:

Gingy Bear from Teena:

Jack from Deanna:

Fats from Lisa:

Emery from Corrinne:

Double C from Grace:

Doos from Rachel:


Dexter from Stephanie:

Dante from Petra:

Caesar from Lou:

Bunny And Hickory from Anna:

Boris from Alison:

Allu from Katja:

Alfi and Sam from Sammy:

Loki from Jason:

Mo from Rhonda:

Mr Pickles from Jodi:


Obi-Wan from Marina:

Oli from Steph:

Pellos from Jessica:

Peppa from Nancy:

Percy from Larua:

Pixie from Santi:

Pumpkin from Candace:

Rubadoodle from Sarah:

Tabby from Rachel:

Thaddeus from Rachel:

The Pee Monster from Amanda:

Villi from Lindsey:


Zolan from Bev:


Kitty from Brainne:

Gingy Bear from Teena:

Jack from Deanna:

Fats from Lisa:

Emery from Corrinne:

Double C from Grace:

Doos from Rachel:


Dexter from Stephanie:

Dante from Petra:

Caesar from Lou:

Bunny And Hickory from Anna:

Boris from Alison:

Allu from Katja:

Alfi and Sam from Sammy:

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