"Lap up my peppered ballstick."
"Massive archives of steaming cheese."
"Fuckleberry Finn."
"Dribbly adventures with amazing jam."
"Spermy twigsticks."
"Buttocks."
"Mother of spunk!"
"Wax my downstairs whiskers."
"Pan-fried dongle journeys."
"Whispery twits."
Some more swearing Shipley has done recently.
And some more.
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They're all good, but Fuckleberry Finn got the biggest laugh. :-)
My black Maxa is also a great swearer so as an expert I know what I like and they're all good!
Mother of Spunk! Lovely Shipley has surpassed himself yet again, with his great mastery of swearing.
I shall probably be using some of these myself in the next few days.
Without doubt, I am going to use Spermy Twigsticks in conversation. Oh Shipley you are quite the legend!
Can you get a video of Shipley swearing? Nothing would make me smile more. Do try!
"Wax my downstairs whiskers" - priceless, and so quotable!
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