Animals I've Not Really Been That Bothered About Stealing Actually: Number One - 'Street" Moorhen

NAME:
Mo'hen
HOME:
South Norfolk, UK
BRIEF CV:
Moorhen was like, "You wanna piece of me?" And I was like, "No, you're a moorhen." And moorhen was like, "I'm just gonna cross this road, just you watch me." And I was like, "Okay, I'll slow down to 15mph - in many ways North Lopham should be a 20 zone anyway." And moorhen was like, "That's what I'm talking about - how you like me now?" And then we both passed safely on our way, without further incident.