Thursday 15 August 2013

Some swearing that my cat Shipley has done recently


"Oh my spunky days."



"Kiss my cheese flanks."


"Holy cockweasel with dragging balls."



"WAAAAAaaaaanky crisps."


"Slap my gazongas skyward."



"Pissy onion pie."






"Lick my special sauce, nobclock."



"Giant swaying dongs."


Read more about Shipley's foulmouthed ways in Under The PawTalk To The Tail and (out very soon!) The Good, The Bad And The Furry.




6 comments:

tylwyth said...

I just laughed my rockstar energy drink out my nose. Well done!

Ducky said...

You hit this one right out of the park! Excellent post.

Squirl said...

The waaaaaanky crisps face just about killed me. :-)

Sarah said...

My American cats and I love Shipley's UK swear words and plan to borrow them regularly since ours aren't nearly as funny.

Anonymous said...

A cat with attitude - like it (Felix, NZ)

Rachael said...

These are obscenely funny. I can't stop giggling!