"Oh my spunky days."
"Kiss my cheese flanks."
"Holy cockweasel with dragging balls."
"WAAAAAaaaaanky crisps."
"Slap my gazongas skyward."
"Pissy onion pie."
"Lick my special sauce, nobclock."
"Giant swaying dongs."
Read more about Shipley's foulmouthed ways in Under The Paw, Talk To The Tail and (out very soon!) The Good, The Bad And The Furry.
6 comments:
I just laughed my rockstar energy drink out my nose. Well done!
You hit this one right out of the park! Excellent post.
The waaaaaanky crisps face just about killed me. :-)
My American cats and I love Shipley's UK swear words and plan to borrow them regularly since ours aren't nearly as funny.
A cat with attitude - like it (Felix, NZ)
These are obscenely funny. I can't stop giggling!
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