Showing posts with label cat advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat advice. Show all posts
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
MY BOOK, UNDER THE PAW: OUT NOW!
Well, it's actually officially published on Monday, but it's available now on amazon. Click HERE for more info.
Thursday, 6 March 2008
I Would Do Anything For Cats (But I Wouldn't Do That): Nine Things I Would Never Do In The Name Of Cat Love
1. Get the names of my favourite two cats tattoed inside a heart on my back, with the word “Forever” inscribed beneath it in gothic lettering.
2. Name a star in honour one or more of my cats.
3. Encourage one of my cats to eat by taking a mouthful of its food, then rubbing my stomach and saying “Yum yum yum”.
4. Check my cats’ horoscopes.
5. Sit my cats down in a circle and read them said horoscopes.
6. Purchase a cat stroller or pushchair.
7. Abandon essential household furniture in order to make way for elaborate oversized scratching posts or imported “cat condos” (e.g. The Naughty Paws Bungalow: RRP $475).
8. Purchase a dressing gown with the name of a cat food manufacture embroidered on it or save up “bonus points” then send off for said garment free of charge.
9. Wear one of these:
2. Name a star in honour one or more of my cats.
3. Encourage one of my cats to eat by taking a mouthful of its food, then rubbing my stomach and saying “Yum yum yum”.
4. Check my cats’ horoscopes.
5. Sit my cats down in a circle and read them said horoscopes.
6. Purchase a cat stroller or pushchair.
7. Abandon essential household furniture in order to make way for elaborate oversized scratching posts or imported “cat condos” (e.g. The Naughty Paws Bungalow: RRP $475).
8. Purchase a dressing gown with the name of a cat food manufacture embroidered on it or save up “bonus points” then send off for said garment free of charge.
9. Wear one of these:
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