Kitten Rides Tortoise

Janet: still on drugs

Been to spend my birthday money today, belatedly, at the vet's. Bit disappointing. Had hoped to buy a pop art ball chair or a replacement for my lost Hall & Oates t-shirt. Still - felt pretty good as I peeled six big ones off my wad in front of the receptionist. Could tell from the look in her eyes she knew she was dealing with a playa.

One Month Of Living Here, And My Lodger Gets It

Great quote from my Russian-Swedish lodger, Katia, last night, regarding my moggies:

"I've realised. Ralph is like the guy I fancy, but The Bear is the guy I love. The other two are cats."

Cats: Not Actually Able To Take Care Of Themselves, Despite The Hype