Sunday 9 August 2009

Don't Send This Cat Down


Last week it was reported that, in much the same way as humans, cats can be either left or right-handed. Even since then, it seems, their dexterity has come on another giant step. A man in Florida, being held on ten counts of possessing child pornography, has blamed it on his cat jumping on the keyboard.

NB: I'm not certain that the above cat, which The Guardian have used in reporting the story, is the actual cat in question. If it's currently on its laptop and reading this - presumably whilst simultaneously looking at pictures of naked kittens - I apologise for so unthinkingly reusing its image, but presumably when it decided to take a career as a cat model, it went into the profession with its eyes fully open and knew the risks.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like a wrong 'un to me. Shifty eyes....

Unknown said...

Oh Mike, how could you ! Just look at that sweet, wide eyed, innocent expression........... (carefully cultivated no doubt)

Daisy said...

Poor kitteh! He was only surfing the internet to find a good deal on catnip!

jmuhj said...

No, no! NO CAT IS EVER GUILTY. And if (s)he doesn't sit, you must acquit. I rest my case, Your Honor.

Unknown said...

What a CAT-astrophy

Unknown said...

That's Oscar...the nursing home cat in America that predicts death and sits with the patient until they pass away...not some pervy mog!

Unknown said...

Wow. Good spot!