Name: Expo Stillwater Groundbait
Country Of Origin: Norfolk (yeah, it's a country - do you have a problem with that?)
Tagline: "Marcel Van Den Eynde, 3 Time World Champion" (World Champion at what - having groundbait?)
Vintage: 2-6 years
Signs of attachment: Top garden step priority placement (above Walkers crisp packet, Somerfield carrier bag and something that looked worrying like an extra large algae-flavoured condom).
Weirdness rating: 7/10
