Monday, 1 April 2013

Guest Reader's Cat Of The Week: Meep




Name? 
Meep

Nicknames? 
Beep, Meeples, Meepsy Beepsy, Papa, Beautiful, Big Man, Don't Do That, Massive Chat and No.

Theme Tune? 
Game of Thrones

Age? 
Just 2

Owners? 
No. Flatmate.

Brief biography? 
I was really small in Penge and then I went to live in North London and got massive.

Catchphrase? 
No.

Favourite Habits? 
Running. Running & running & running. Saying no to things I don't like; most things. Important to get a firm message across. No to Travel. Lateness. Change. Movement. Putting things down. Picking things up. Opening the door slowly. Not playing cricket with me. All no. No touching of my back feet. No squashing of back paws. No putting back paws in mouth... I've noticed no seems to encourage back foot interference. I like headbutting all things that are Meep's. I like talking about myself in the third person. Mrs Octopus is my best friend, fiancée, dearest possession and must be killed. I like Game Of Thrones. Winter Is Coming, Meep. Running water. Running water is mental! Must put paws in that. Still water. Still water is mental! Paws go in that. People. They might play cricket with me. Animals. They might play cricket with me. Presents. Jumping. From stationary or running jumps. Star jumps. Cable ties. They're bastards. What was that? We're being burgled. No.

What constitutes a perfect evening for you? 
Everything that's not no.

Favourite food? 
Food.

Defining moment of your life? 
At seven weeks old I got a severe ear infection and the vet thought I would be deaf for life and said it was because I was allergic to all food. Turns out - no. Am fine.

Any enemies? 
No.

If you could do one thing to make the world a better place for felines what would it be? 
Everyone should have a Mrs Octopus of their own. Except Mr Octopus.

If you could meet a celebrity who would it be and why? 
No

Which one of the cats in Under The Paw and Talk To The Tail  would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
All of them. I like cats.




Photos one and two taken by Liz. Photo three taken by Meep.

4 comments:

maymay said...

Meep you are rather a splendid cat methinks

Jessica said...

I enjoy these guest cat interviews so much.

kate said...

brilliant.cheered me up this morning; still missing my poor baby Claudius, who died 2 weeks ago.

Mog said...

It's true. Cable ties are bastards.