Beep, Meeples, Meepsy Beepsy, Papa, Beautiful, Big Man, Don't Do That, Massive Chat and No.
Game of Thrones
I was really small in Penge and then I went to live in
North London and got massive.
Running. Running & running & running. Saying no to things I don't like; most things. Important to get a firm message across. No to Travel. Lateness. Change. Movement. Putting things down. Picking things up. Opening the door slowly. Not playing cricket with me. All no. No touching of my back feet. No squashing of back paws. No putting back paws in mouth... I've noticed “no” seems to encourage back foot interference. I like headbutting all things that are Meep's. I like talking about myself in the third person. Mrs Octopus is my best friend, fiancée, dearest possession and must be killed. I like Game Of Thrones. Winter Is Coming, Meep. Running water. Running water is mental! Must put paws in that. Still water. Still water is mental! Paws go in that. People. They might play cricket with me. Animals. They might play cricket with me. Presents. Jumping. From stationary or running jumps. Star jumps. Cable ties. They're bastards. What was that? We're being burgled. No.
What constitutes a perfect evening for you?
Everything that's not no.
Defining moment of your life?
At seven weeks old I got a severe ear infection and the vet thought I would be deaf for life and said it was because I was allergic to all food. Turns out - no. Am fine.
If you could do one thing to make the world a better place for felines what would it be?
Everyone should have a Mrs Octopus of their own. Except Mr Octopus.
If you could meet a celebrity who would it be and why?