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George's new favourite sleeping position

I often think that when he was a stray George said to himself "Ok. What are all the things I need to do for humans to love me?" then learned every one of them.

Good Example Of The Legendary Bear Stare

Me: "I'm off to Voewood Literary Festival in Norfolk tomorrow to talk about you."
The Bear: "You'd better not mention the time I pissed in a shoe."

Four Telltale Signs That Your Cat Might Be Overgrooming

1. Cat keeps leaving bottles of 'Hedgehead' and other similar fur products lying about the house.
2. Excessive whisker plucking.
3. Cat starts looking directly into the mirror, instead of behind it to find the other cat who lives inside it.
4. Cat gets dissed and called a meowtrosexual by other, tougher-looking cats.

Read about Ralph (pictured) in The Good, The Bad And The Furry

Wild Wood

George: "In my period living wild in the Devon outback as a feral cat, I learned many tree climbing skills. Watch this!"

Me: "WOW. That's amazing. How are you going to get down?"

George: "Shit."

Photo of me and George, taken by one of my other cats

Cats are brilliant. Their talents never cease to amaze me. Here, for example, I'm holding one in the air, so it can use my camera to take a photo of me and another one:

Roscoe: Pub Cat

Been to pub. Saw cat at pub, flirting with people. Thought "That looks like my cat." Went over. Checked. Was my cat.