Showing posts with label witless cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witless cats. Show all posts

Monday, 22 June 2009

The 2009 Most Witless-Looking Cats Competition: The 4 Winners (In No Particular Order)

Fats, from Lisa:

Tim, from Carol:



Fred, from Marah:

Villi, from Lindsey:




Okay, so I said I'd pick just three winners, but Lindsey, who submitted her Bagpuss-loving Villi, actually already won a copy of Under The Paw in the Tough-Looking Cats comp back in spring (with Furball), and has very generously said I should give her prize to someone else. I'm not going to say which of the other three cats is the "extra" cat on the list, as judging this year's comp has been harder than ever, and I think all of these four cats are of equal witlessness. There have been some others who came very close too. Most notable of these are perhaps the anonymous cat who had fallen asleep on his/her neighbour's fence post and Pellos, the indoor cat who had such a pleased-with-himself expression having escaped from the house for the first time and immediately caught his first bird. Animals kill other animals, but I wouldn't want to be seen as condoning avian slaughter, and also I think - as hilariously witless as Pellos looks - his bloodthirsty witlessness is not quite as purely, plainly witless as the other cats here. Okay, so Villi and Tim do have their own props, but they are more subtle ones. Fats, meanwhile, takes the classic "cat slob" pose to new, undignified heights, and Fred... well, I have no idea how Fred got into that position, but he clearly had to be a heroic kind of div to do so.

Each of the winners will receive a signed copy of the paperback of Under The Paw, and a Yeowww catnip Purrr-muda! Triangle (see below). If you happen to be one of them, and have not yet sent your address, please do so (underthepaw@tom-cox.com). Prizes will be sent out at the end of this week. Commiserations to all the losers - you'll just have to work extra-hard on being more braindead between now and next year's competition....

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

"Feline Brains And Style, Ur Doing It Wrong" - The Frontrunners At The Halfway Stage In The Witless-Looking Cats Competition

Leo from Sidsel:

Loki from Jason:

Mo from Rhonda:

Mr Pickles from Jodi:


Obi-Wan from Marina:

Oli from Steph:

Pellos from Jessica:

Peppa from Nancy:

Percy from Larua:

Pixie from Santi:

Pumpkin from Candace:

Rubadoodle from Sarah:

Tabby from Rachel:

Thaddeus from Rachel:

The Pee Monster from Amanda:

Villi from Lindsey:


Zolan from Bev:


Kitty from Brainne:

Gingy Bear from Teena:

Jack from Deanna:

Fats from Lisa:

Emery from Corrinne:

Double C from Grace:

Doos from Rachel:


Dexter from Stephanie:

Dante from Petra:

Caesar from Lou:

Bunny And Hickory from Anna:

Boris from Alison:

Allu from Katja:

Alfi and Sam from Sammy:

Thursday, 4 June 2009

The Second Annual Most Witless-Looking Cat Competition


How intelligent are cats, really, when it comes right down to it? As I've often said, my own seem to cover the entire spectrum from scheming masterminds to out and out dunces. I don't feel that the former need any encouragement in their gradual takeover of the world, so I have no plans to run a Brainiest Cat Competition, but I am now opening entries for the second annual Most Witless Cat Comp. For those who want to get an idea of what it's about, check out
last year's winners.

The rules are the same as usual: post your picture on Facebook (preferable) or send it to underthepaw@tom-cox.com either with or without supporting account of witless feats. Cats who entered last year are banned, unless they have attained new standards of witlessness in the interim. Prizes will include a signed copy of Under The Paw for each of the three top entries. Entries close on June 16th.