Friday, 20 January 2012

My Cat Is A Dick

Frankly, I'm surprised this website took so long to exist.

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Talk To The Tail is out in paperback today!

Have you ordered YOUR copy yet?


Some nice things people have said about the book:

"If you think this very funny book is just about cats, you will be joyfully mistaken. Talk to the Tail also magnificently covers everything from depressed tigers to judgmental horses to mischievous alter ego spaniels to Jon Bon Jovi. I, myself, am allergic to cats, but with Tom's realistic and descriptive powers, I'm definitely not allergic to this book." - Rich Fulcher

"Even a confirmed and partisan dog person such as myself cannot fail to be charmed by Tom Cox's gently seductive prose and his quirky tales of singular feline behaviour. A delight." - Stuart Maconie

"If you've ever been owned by a cat, you'll love this. Books about animals can be mawkish, but this one is often hilarious, occasionally sad, and full of the strangeness of sharing your life with a loved pet." -Woman's Weekly

"Warm, wryly witty, hilariously observed and more often than not, genuinely laugh-out-loud funny." -Easy Living

"A book with a sting in the tail that may give pause to even the most cynical petaphobe." - Mail On Sunday

Read my previous book, Under The Paw....

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Cat-Related Thought Of The Day, 18.12.2011

If cats could speak, they'd probably do so in a low voice, not quite intelligible, but loud enough for you to know they'd insulted you.

Friday, 16 December 2011

The Ten Best Cat Clips Of 2011

10. CAT AND DOLPHIN MAKE FRIENDS


9. CATVERTISING


8. THRILLER CAT


7. CAT GETS CAUGHT BARKING LIKE A DOG


6. CAT RUINS PHILOSOPHY MONOLOGUE


5. CAT MAKES HUMAN OPEN TUPPERWARE


4. A CAT AND AN OWL SOD ABOUT


3. CAT BEATS UP CAT BALLOON


2. CAT STUFFS OTHER CAT IN BOX WHILE WEIRD MINI LION LOOKS ON


1. CATS TRY TO UNDERSTAND TREADMILL

Christopher Hitchens (RIP) On The Difference Between Dogs And Cats

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realise that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”