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Today I Went To Meet Some Hedgehogs

Today I went to a hedgehog hospital. Best story I heard while I was there: "One hedgehog arrived here alone in a taxi. The driver said the fare was already covered."

Added the lady in charge of the hedgehog hospital, after a pause: ""It had come 40 miles, all the way from Watford."

A Reader Painted A Picture Of The Bear

Kitten Advice: What To Do If Your Kitten Clones Itself

If your kitten is very intelligent and gets lonely, it may clone itself, so it has a friend whose opinion it knows it will agree with and who might help it bully you for toys and egg-based meals. To ensure this doesn't happen again, punish your kitten by inviting the clone kitten in, but locking your original kitten outside.

Stuff That Makes The Bear Sad. Number One: Beer

The Cat With Seventeen Lives

A Guardian column about The Bear.

One Of My Favourite New Yorker Cat Cartoons