
It appears that while I was away in Devon over the weekend, my nextdoor neighbours, Deborah and David, who were very kindly feeding my cats for me, decided to measure their tails, and see how they shape up next to the tail of their cat, Biscuit. They then proceeded to write the results on my kitchen blackboard*.
* For regular Under The Paw readers: Billy is the Bear's "other" name.
Read Under The Paw.
Read the sequel, Talk To The Tail.