Monday, 22 February 2010
Sunday, 21 February 2010
Random Selection From The Cat Dictionary
Setting A Pissident
To urinate in a completely new and innovative place, instigating a trend for such action amongst your fellow felines. Born leaders but also kind of snotty, cats who set a pissident know that their originality comes at a price, and, upon seeing others follow lamely in their wake, can often be heard to mutter comments like "here come the mindless vultures, picking over the corpse of my brilliance" and "now I know how The Beatles must have felt when they heard the Marmalade's cover of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da."
To urinate in a completely new and innovative place, instigating a trend for such action amongst your fellow felines. Born leaders but also kind of snotty, cats who set a pissident know that their originality comes at a price, and, upon seeing others follow lamely in their wake, can often be heard to mutter comments like "here come the mindless vultures, picking over the corpse of my brilliance" and "now I know how The Beatles must have felt when they heard the Marmalade's cover of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da."
Friday, 19 February 2010
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Random Excerpt From A Bad Cat Owner's Diary
16.2.2010
Walked across kitchen. Accidentally knocked pillowcase off radiator. Pillowcase fell onto most dignified cat, giving appearance of superheroesque "bumcape". Most dignified cat walked across kitchen, visibly less dignified. Pillowcase stayed in place, despite efforts of most dignified cat. Confession: did not rush to retrieve pillowcase.
Walked across kitchen. Accidentally knocked pillowcase off radiator. Pillowcase fell onto most dignified cat, giving appearance of superheroesque "bumcape". Most dignified cat walked across kitchen, visibly less dignified. Pillowcase stayed in place, despite efforts of most dignified cat. Confession: did not rush to retrieve pillowcase.
Monday, 15 February 2010
Make Your Own Ceiling Cat
Anyone whose spent any real time on the I Can Has Cheezburger site will be aware of the phenomenon of Ceiling Cat, and those with more religiously inclined felines might be pleased to discover they can now make their own image of the deity to watch over their moggies, using this simple template . I can't help wondering, though, if there is a Basement Cat template as well, as that might be a more appropriate emblem for my less churchly moggy household.
Friday, 5 February 2010
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Celebrity Guest Cat Of The Month For February: Harrison
Name?
George Harrison, born on 29th Nov 2001, the day the Beatle died. Breeder heard the news story and decided to see if anyone had officially registered a cat as George Harrison. They hadn't. So I am he. My sister has jumped on bandwagon and is now named after another icon, Dusty Springfield. But she ISN'T official.
Nicknames?
Apparently owner had owned a "George" in a less fulfilled life , so I'm Harrison. Wobbly human logic means sister is "Springfield" so everyone thinks she's something to do with cartoons. To look at her, you'd agree.
Age?
8
Owner?
Maggie.
Catchphrase?
Let me at that cat.
Favourite habits? Killing socks. Making sister's life a total nightmare.
What constitutes a perfect evening for you? The above.
Favourite food?
Mayonnaise
Defining moment of your life?
Falling off off first floor windowsill when *someone* shut curtains suddenly. Now have broken front tooth.
Any enemies?
What do you think?
If you could do one thing to make the world a better place for felines, what would it be?
Less moaning about gas bills, get that heating on 24/7.
If you could meet a celebrity who would it be and why?
Mr Hellmann.
Which one of the cats in Under The Paw would you like to be stuck in a lift with?
Line them up. I'll take them all on.
Brief biography?
Still much to do but suspect I will be remembered for revealing collection of neighborhood socks. I have stolen from THE VERY BEST in West London. I drag them to my food bowl and crunch them with my biscuits.
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