"Lap up my peppered ballstick."
"Massive archives of steaming cheese."
"Fuckleberry Finn."
"Dribbly adventures with amazing jam."
"Spermy twigsticks."
"Buttocks."
"Mother of spunk!"
"Wax my downstairs whiskers."
"Pan-fried dongle journeys."
"Whispery twits."
Some more swearing Shipley has done recently.
And some more.
They're all good, but Fuckleberry Finn got the biggest laugh. :-)
ReplyDeleteMy black Maxa is also a great swearer so as an expert I know what I like and they're all good!
ReplyDeleteMother of Spunk! Lovely Shipley has surpassed himself yet again, with his great mastery of swearing.
ReplyDeleteI shall probably be using some of these myself in the next few days.
Without doubt, I am going to use Spermy Twigsticks in conversation. Oh Shipley you are quite the legend!
ReplyDeleteCan you get a video of Shipley swearing? Nothing would make me smile more. Do try!
ReplyDelete"Wax my downstairs whiskers" - priceless, and so quotable!
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