"Disappointed leaking wangs."
"Fresh cabbage and spunksticks!"
"Giant dolorous buttocks."
"Fucklecopter."
"Crusty fudge sledge."
"LICK MY TOMATO SAUCE SEVEN TIMES BACKWARDS."
Read more about Shipley's foulmouthed ways in The Good, The Bad And The Furry.
OMG you are a god Shipley! Guaranteed to make me laugh out loud xx
ReplyDeleteYou are one cruuude kitty!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteLove it !
ReplyDeleteSome very useful swears!
ReplyDeleteI've just used the tomato sauce one myself when sending an E:mail :)
He's marvelously creative.
ReplyDeletegood on you Shipley
ReplyDeleteI just had to read these again.
ReplyDeleteLovely Shipley is so wonderfully inventive.
I will be using some/most of these myself.
I love the fact that The Bear is sitting next to Shipley just looking resigned in the first pic!
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