Thursday, 15 August 2013

Some swearing that my cat Shipley has done recently


"Oh my spunky days."



"Kiss my cheese flanks."


"Holy cockweasel with dragging balls."



"WAAAAAaaaaanky crisps."


"Slap my gazongas skyward."



"Pissy onion pie."






"Lick my special sauce, nobclock."



"Giant swaying dongs."


Read more about Shipley's foulmouthed ways in Under The Paw, Talk To The Tail and (out very soon!) The Good, The Bad And The Furry.




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6 comments:

  1. tylwyth15 August 2013 at 12:40

    I just laughed my rockstar energy drink out my nose. Well done!

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  2. Ducky15 August 2013 at 13:03

    You hit this one right out of the park! Excellent post.

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  3. Squirl15 August 2013 at 14:23

    The waaaaaanky crisps face just about killed me. :-)

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  4. Sarah15 August 2013 at 17:42

    My American cats and I love Shipley's UK swear words and plan to borrow them regularly since ours aren't nearly as funny.

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  5. Anonymous16 August 2013 at 01:52

    A cat with attitude - like it (Felix, NZ)

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  6. Rachael21 August 2013 at 19:17

    These are obscenely funny. I can't stop giggling!

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